horcruxs:

it may seem like i’m always online

and that’s because i am

coopercomeback:

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

we really need to sleep more on this site

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze